There! That got you didn't it! "Loup de mer" is French for sea bass. Sea Bass is the (English) nickname of the caveman. The 'Caveman' is the (French) nickname given to one of the players from the French national team, Sebastian Walters er... Chabal.
He flies like a butterfly and stings like a behemoth - yes - it's the hairy hunk looking for a transfer to Stade Francais so he can appear in their calendar and earn even more €s! Good on him - if we were all paid for being a bit ugly I wouldn't have to work again!
Anyway, a disturbing disease has affected damsels in this country...mostly ones in distress, that dress or just wearing tracksuit bottoms with a muffin top...Four years ago Wilkinsonitis Hackettitis took hold in the UK and reduced women of all ages (mental and physical) to swooning wrecks. They are being called Chabalists. Shabby Miss more like - 
after all that money spent on bloody Eau Savage and Old Spice, what do we real men have to endure..?
Someone who looks like a cross between a mop and a sack of spuds. Next thing you know he's going to appear on telly wearing a Breton fisherman's stripey shirt, reciting Eric Cantona poems. Next thing we know, all the women will be worshipping players with daft names - 'Cedric' or ' John the Baptist' for example... but for now at least men, it's hairy time.
Very hairy!
Och Aye Miss McTavish here How did you know I liked Cedric Haymans (is that how you spell his name?) and Jean Baptiste Ellisalde! Oh and as for the sack of tatties, he looked really cute when he gave a little smile after scoring his tries
Posted by: annie | 17 September 2007 at 23:28