Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one fan noticed a foot protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road. They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The All-Black fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Australian fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the springbok cap, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the All-Black cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the Australian cap, replaced it, lifted it replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Australian fan was getting upset and finally asked," what are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer," I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under an Australian hat, I find an @rsehole!"
Trois passionnés de rugby revenaient d'un match quand l'un eux remarqua un pied qui dépassait de dessous un buisson au bord de la route. Ils s'arrêtèrent tous et découvrèrent une femme saoule et toute nue. Par respect et dignité, le Springbok enleva son chapeau et le posa sur le sein droit. L'All Black à son tour envela son chapeau et le posa sur le sein gauche. Suivant leurs directions, l'Australien envela aussi son chapeau et le posa sur son entre-jambes.
Ils apelèrent la police et quand le flic arriva il fit une inspection. Premièrement, il leva le chapeau du Springbok et écrit quelques notes. Puis, il leva le chapeau du All Black, le replaça et écrit quelques notes. Après çà, le flic leva le chapeau de l'Australien, le replaça, le leva et le replaça, et le leva et le replaça une troisième fois et le posa une dernière fois.
L'Australien commença à s'énerver et finalement demanda: "Etes-vous un obsédé ou quoi? Pourquoi n'arrêtez-vous pas de soulever; de regarder et soulever et regarder?
Et bien, dit le flic, je suis un peu intrigué, normalement quand je regarde sous un chapeau australien, je trouve un trou-du-cul!"
Police today found the body of a dead man floating in the Thames wearing an Australian rugby shirt, suspenders and stockings, bright red lipstick and mascara, a blow-up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his ar5e.
Police safely removed the shirt to spare his family any further embarrassment.
Posted by: Barry Humphries | 10 October 2007 at 12:19